I just had the most amazing bathing suit shopping experience ever, I could not wait to tell you about it. First of all, I must give you some insight on really how much I despise trying on bathing suits...its one of those things I will put off for years, yes you heard me, years! My friends can contest, I still own and wear several bathing suits I purchased way back in high school. It broke my heart to throw one of them away last summer, because the bottoms were more see-through than necessary after the fabric began to wear away. I wore them with pride until it turned into a peep show. What I dislike the most is that I have no boobies and a bountiful bum. So to find a suit that fits my top parts without leaving yards of excess fabric for them to get lost in and then considering the bottoms have to accommodate Mount Everest...ughhh I get stressed just thinking about it. And let's be honest, there is nothing flattering about trying on suits in a store. Maybe its the worst invention ever, fluorescent lighting or the fun house mirrors that lead you to believe you are ten pounds smaller, you get the point, I hate shopping for swimwear.
Heading out to the shopping world today, I had very little hope of success. And just when I thought I had given up bathing suit shopping for another year...a miracle happened. I picked out the right combination of colors and sizes, went to the fitting room anticipating disaster. I tried on the top first...fit me like a glove...good start, then the bottoms...I could have cried, happy tears of course...It fit perfectly! I had found my bathing suit! And just when I thought it couldn't get any better, I took my treasures, with a smile on my face, up to the counter to pay...and they were on SALE! So, not only what this the best bathing suit ever, but I paid dollars for it! Thank you Old Navy!
hahaha too funny, but that's great!
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